Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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