Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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