ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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