wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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