David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
Randomize
