There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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