One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
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