you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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