Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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