would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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