I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Randomize
