JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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