ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
did you just send me my own nude
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize