Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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