just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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