yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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