I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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