Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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