it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
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