Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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