Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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