I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
this is an emotional support booty call
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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