check it out our google latitudes are spooning
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I need to stop coming to work sober
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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