my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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