youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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