I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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