everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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