i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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