I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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