My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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