Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize