who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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