Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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