My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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