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Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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