i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Don't make out with my wife yet
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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