I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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