whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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