i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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