I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Drunk walkin through police station. America
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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