He is such a slut. More and more my type.
4 words: hood of his car
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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