apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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