Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Randomize