Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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