yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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