This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
handjob tips. give me some.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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