nut hugger
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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