His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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