I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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