Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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