did you get engaged???
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
whose parrot is this?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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