Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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