sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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