You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I think a kid would responsible me up
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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