I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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