peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
he puts the penis in happiness.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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