Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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